I am wanting to go on the pill and....?

like ive made an appointment but my friends said something about smear tests O.O I realllly dont like the sound of it ha! i want to go on the pill coz of painfull cramps and heavy bleedin. i aint ually active and yeah the idea of a smear isnt that pleasing =S will i have to have them liike all the time? =S sorry if that made any sense your a better person than i am lol :) thanks x